FAQs

💀 SUSVIBEZ FAQ – FREQUENTLY ASKED (AND UNASKED) QUESTIONS 💀

😎 Who the hell are you guys?

We are SusVibez, the chaotic masterminds behind the most unhinged, meme-fueled, WTF-inducing t-shirts on the internet. If you’ve ever wanted to wear something that makes people do a double-take, shake their head, or burst out laughing, congratulations, you’ve found your new favorite store. Rock the vibe. Wear the sus. 🔥

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📦 How fast do you ship?

🚀 We ship pretty fast! Production takes 1-5 days, and shipping times are:

🇩🇪 Germany: 2-3 business days
🇬🇧 UK: 2-5 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 2-5 business days
🇺🇸 USA: 2-5 business days
🇨🇦 Canada: 2-5 business days
🇦🇺 Australia: 2-5 business days
🌍 Rest of the world: 10-30 days

We’ve got warehouses strategically placed around the world for fast delivery. While rare, if any shipping issues pop up, we’ll fix it faster than you can say "bruh."

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🧐 Are your shirts actually good quality, or is this a scam?

Oh, you think we’d go through all this effort just to scam people? Nah. Our shirts are 100% cotton, soft AF, and built to survive both the washing machine and your questionable life choices. We don’t do cheap, flimsy nonsense. You’re getting premium-level chaos.

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🔥 Will wearing your shirts make me instantly cool?

Absolutely. Prepare for compliments, stares, and at least one person asking where you got it. Will it fix all your problems? No. Will it make you look like someone who has their life together? Also no. But it will make you the most interesting person in the room.

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🚔 Can I get arrested for wearing some of these designs?

Look… we’re not saying yes, but we’re also not saying no. If you choose to wear our more “borderline” designs to jury duty, the DMV, or a PTA meeting, that's on you. We take zero responsibility for any awkward encounters with law enforcement, religious figures, or your boss.

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🤡 What if I wear one of your shirts to a family dinner?

Your cool cousins will love it. Your weird uncle might fist-bump you. Your mom will sigh and pretend she doesn’t see it. Grandma? 50/50 chance she’ll pray for you or laugh harder than anyone else.

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💀 My grandma saw my shirt and called a priest. Can I get a refund?

No refunds for exorcisms, holy water splashes, or being disowned. But hey, at least you got a good reaction? 🤷‍♂️

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👕 Will you guys make hoodies, hats, or other stuff?

Hell yeah. Right now, it’s tees, but soon we’re expanding to hoodies, sweatshirts, hats, socks, and whatever else fuels the chaos. Maybe even cursed underwear. Stay tuned. 👀

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🤔 Can I request a custom design?

If it's funny, weird, or outrageously stupid in the best way possible, hit us up. If it’s lame, we’ll pretend we never saw your message. Choose wisely. 😏

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🛑 What if I accidentally buy a shirt while half-asleep at 3 AM?

That’s not an accident. That’s fate. You were chosen by the sus gods to wear this drip. Accept your destiny.

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👀 Why does my dog stare at me weird when I wear your shirts?

Your dog recognizes power when they see it. Either that, or they’re jealous AF because we don’t sell dog-sized versions yet. (We’re working on it.)

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🎩 Can I wear your t-shirts to a job interview?

It depends. If you’re applying for:
✅ Tattoo artist, stand-up comedian, bartender, or internet meme lord? Absolutely.
❌ Corporate lawyer, kindergarten teacher, or priest? Proceed with caution.